So...Do you like Vintage Clothing?

You do? Then the Kelly Family might have something in their closet for you. If not then you can always take a potato sack, cut a hole in it and throw it on. Aside from their trash bag style the Kelly Family's music is also the epitome of trash for your ears. Which makes the Kellies ear and eye trash!

Amber Rose

Amber Rose is the ex-girlfriend of superpussy Kanye West. She has no taste, no class, no style. I don't know why she gets invitations to fashion shows from so many designers. Who wants something like that sitting front row at a runway show? Same goes for Kanye West - he's either dressed like any other preppy boy from the Harvard rowing team or like a clown. I don't see what's supposed to be so great about his style, he looks like shit and that's not because of his skin colour. He might read this now as he's probably googling himself all the time but I don't care. Someone had to tell him that he looks like shit! Amber Rose probably just gets invited to all these fashion events because she was dancing on Kanye's pole. You can take the girl out of the strip club but you can't take the strip club out of the girl or how they say. You get what I mean: A stripper will always remain a stripper even if she stops dancing. Look at Amber Rose and you know what I'm talking about.

Worst song of all times! Black Eyed Peas - The Time

As if the original version from the 80's and 'Dirty Dancing' aren't trashy enough already the Black Eyed Peas managed to take TRASH to a new level with their new song 'The Time'. It's music for the Ed Hardy crowd that manages to sound even worse than David Guettas shit.
If you want to vomit, bang your head against the wall again and again or even kill yourself right away then listen to this. I don't take any responsibility for any damages that might be caused by this!

Is this the trashiest song ever?

Yes it is!

Please be aware that I'm not responsible for any damage that might be done to your ear-drum!