Amber Rose

Amber Rose is the ex-girlfriend of superpussy Kanye West. She has no taste, no class, no style. I don't know why she gets invitations to fashion shows from so many designers. Who wants something like that sitting front row at a runway show? Same goes for Kanye West - he's either dressed like any other preppy boy from the Harvard rowing team or like a clown. I don't see what's supposed to be so great about his style, he looks like shit and that's not because of his skin colour. He might read this now as he's probably googling himself all the time but I don't care. Someone had to tell him that he looks like shit! Amber Rose probably just gets invited to all these fashion events because she was dancing on Kanye's pole. You can take the girl out of the strip club but you can't take the strip club out of the girl or how they say. You get what I mean: A stripper will always remain a stripper even if she stops dancing. Look at Amber Rose and you know what I'm talking about.

Fauxhawks

Why would anyone want to look like this?

Over the last few years the Fauxhawk gained popularity in some European countries (most notably in Austria and Germany). It all started out with David Beckham who sported this (un)do first. Another famous representative of the fauxhawk is Portugese football player Christiano Ronaldo who's still wearing it. On the streets you can see this trashcut mainly on people who spent too much time on a tan bed and are wearing Ed Hardy clothes. They're usually showing up in groups and I think the one with the highest hair on top of the head is the leader of the gang aka the super-cock. In Austria they're called 'Krocha', in Germany 'Hollywoodturks'. All that the Austrian Krocha care for is party and all that the German Hollywoodturks care for is fighting. Their faces always show a certain stupidity and they're always trying to act quite tough. But they are not tough at all that's why they're wearing their tattoos on t-shirts and trucker hats!

If you look like this then go and seek some help!!!!!!!