Kiss me, Baby!

The pout is a symbol of feminine beauty and many men dream of women like Angelina Jolie and Brigitte Bardot who are famous for their full lips. Like it is with most beautiful things also the pout is something many people desire. And there's something that can help them make their dream of sexy lips come true: Collagen! With plastic surgery the pout is only one injection away. The only problems is that there are slight differences between the Bardot's pout and the collagen-enhanced lips - the latter of them don't look anything like lips anymore but instead look like there's a rubber boat in the middle of your face! There's nobody with lip injections who looks anything like Angelina Jolie but instead they look like bizarre exhibits of a freak show. I've never seen anyone with pumped up lips who looked good with it and I don't understand why women are still getting collagen injections. Their faces look distorted and combined with an overdose of botox and a face lift they look totally deformed like monstrosities in a zombie movie tucked together by Dr. Frankenstein. Just look what collagen can do to a woman like Hunter Tylo (Bold & Beautiful) - she's disfigured now! It's so disgusting and I'm quite sure that some day one of these lips will burst like a water balloon. And then the collagen and blood will be all over the tuxedo of the Russian oligarch millionair who paid for the 'pout'.

Ever wanted to french kiss a rubber boat? As an endless number of women are turning to their docs to get their lips pumped up you have numerous possibilities to experience how it feels to stick your tongue between balloons that are trying to suck you in. Here are some possible candidates I picked for you!