Video: MLS Ultras, dedicated to Fans of Major League Soccer

Our Good Friend Jose from MLS en Espanol has started a new project called "MLS Ultras" a program out of Chicago dedicated to Fans of Major League Soccer.

MLS Ultras has many sections like Around the League, Sound Off, MLS en Español, among others .

If you have any suggestions send them to MLSULTRAS@GMAIL.COM


Check out their first episode:

MLS Ultras Ep. 1 - Around the League from MLS Ultras on Vimeo.

This is the one in Spanish they speak about the failed Barcelona Miami bid:


MLS Ultras - MLS en Espanol from MLS Ultras on Vimeo.

Miami Soccer Fans! Help Miami FC and Support the 24 Hour Soccer-a-Thon this Saturday at 6 pm.

A letter from Pieter Brown to all Miami Soccer Fans!

Ultras,

Our time is running out to save pro soccer in Miami. It is a very real possibility we will not have a local pro soccer team to cheer for. If you do not act now, it will soon be too late.

Miami FC is doing everything they can to save this team. What are you doing?

If you have not already bought your season tickets, do it now. Even if you cannot make every game this season you should still buy them. Think of it as an investment in soccer’s future in this area. Tampa Bay Rowdies are coming into the league next year and maybe Orlando will follow soon after. We will have a great in state rivalry that will make the games more exciting. Let’s be a part of USL’s future.

This weekend will be your last chance to save this team at the 24 Hour Soccer-a-Thon. Kickoff will be at 6 pm Saturday, March 7th finishing at 6 pm Sunday. It will be a fun and exciting event. Don’t miss it. Even if you can’t make the whole 24 hours, you can still be a part of it.

Location: Monsignor Pace High School
15600 NW 32nd Avenue, Miami Gardens, FL 33054; Phone (305) 623-PACE (7223)

Time: Saturday, March 7 at 6 pm thru Sunday March 8 finishing at 6 pm.

Thanks and VAAAAAAMOS MIAMI!
Pieter Brown
Go to www.miamisoccerfan.com

Jacko unveils final finished face - says "This is it!"

Troubled pop star Michael Jackson has unveiled what he says is his final, finished face and that he will undertake no more plastic surgery. The announcement was made at a press conference in London entitled "This is it." Jackson, who has had a compulsive obsessive disorder for more than twenty years related to the alteration of his appearance stated "I'm done. It has taken a lot of work, but this is the face I want to die with."


Highlights of the "finished" face include a disfiguring chin implant, an artificial nose tip (the result of a complete beakdown of nasal tissue), a strange wig and reconstructed cheekbones. Mr Jackson will be on display at the Tate Modern in London until August.

USL better then MLS? USL 2 MLS 0

USL, the 2nd Division of U.S. Soccer basically has made MLS their bitch!
First the Puerto Rico Islanders came back from a goal down to defeat Honduras side Marathon 2-1 in the first-leg of their CONCACAF Champions League quarter-final. The Islanders then took the game in Honduras defeating CD Marathon, 1-0 and will now meet Cruz Azul.
Tonight The Montreal Impact fought valiantly succumbing to Santos Laguna of Torreon Mexico losing 5-2 and that was enough for Santos to advance on aggregate after losing to Montreal by 2-0. Santos will now meet Atlante.

So it's USL (or should I say the Islanders) vs The Mexican League.
No MLS team in sight as our so called 1st Division is being out done by USL.
Tsk, tsk

Miami Fans, USL ain't that bad now is it? Support your Miami FC and go to the Soccer-A-Thon this Saturday and Sunday click on the links for more info and Join the Ultras !

Brown gets rave reviews for US facial tic-fest.

Ex Soccer Player makes Naughty Movies! by Burrito

Burrito still sad that Miami lose Barcelona MLS bid and dont no what to write about cause everythings that have to do with MLS makes Burrito sad.
Then Burrito do only thing that make him happy! Burrito look up more futbol related porns! Yeeeehaaaa!
Todays story comes from Germanys and this mamacitas name is Eva Roob! She played for FC Nuremberg in Womens Bundesliga 2. But now this guera makes naughty movies under the name Samira Summers! Chingada Madre!

You can see more of her here: Bild

Dow Jones diagnosed with "Battered Wife Syndrome".

"Okay, Dow...what is troubling you?"

"I broke up with this guy but now I want him back. I know he made me feel bad and almost destroyed me but I feel so empty and lost without him."

"Actually, I just want to be left alone...help me...left alone...help me!!!

"This new guy talking about my responsibility and a sustainable system is scaring me. I feel a bit bad, because I called him a communist! I'm going to have a fit! I want that other guy to slap me around some more!!! If I just cut myself, they'll see how much I hate being free!"

"It wasn't so bad with the other guy. He made some mistakes, but I can change him. God, my self-esteem is so low."

"What do you mean I don't make sense? Yes, I want your support, but only if it means that I can go back to him. Yes, I got badly beaten, but I felt so secure. You just don't understand."

"I kept imagining that I felt like this."

"Don't tell my friends, but really I felt like this."


"I'll admit that this new guy seems nice. He looks very intelligent. But I can't ever seem to get it right with guys like that. I feel so cheap and dirty."


"I've found a new guy. I'm really sorry, he's just like the other one. I know I should do better, but I just can't seem to change..."

"Oh, yeah...oh, yeah...(God, I feel so cheap)...."

"I just want to get high quickly, it is all becoming such a blur now..."

"I've tanked again, but those that beat me keep telling me that actually I'm helping to bring down that nice-looking guy so I should enjoy being beaten. I'm so confused...Please somebody help me...leave me alone...help me...leave me alone!!!"