This week, Paul Ince became the first ever black manager of a major English football team - in 1993, he bacame the first ever black player to captain the England squad. During his career as a football player, Ince played for clubs including Manchester United, Liverpool and West Ham United.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
McGann: Ince hasn't been vetted.
This week, Paul Ince became the first ever black manager of a major English football team - in 1993, he bacame the first ever black player to captain the England squad. During his career as a football player, Ince played for clubs including Manchester United, Liverpool and West Ham United.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Nigerian man who wants to give away millions complains of negative bias.
A Nigerian millionaire who inherited his fortune after a deceased princess left him $30,000,000 in gold dust has complained that his generosity is being ignored. The millionaire decided last month to deposit the money in the bank account of a complete stranger in order to "make someone happy." However, after sending out hundreds of emails to potential recipients, he realised that he was being frustrated by a negative bias created by spammers. "They have made life very difficult for genuine philanthropist businessmen like myself. I have offered the money to thousands of people - I even labelled the emails 'MOST URGENT' and emphased the notion of trust. But no response...it is very sad."
Monday, June 23, 2008
California legislation sees Van Damme become first person to marry his own ass.
Exposing a loophole in new California legislation allowing same-sex marriages, on Saturday action star Jean-Claude Van Damme became the first person to marry his own ass. The ceremony attended by several fellow action stars including Chuck Norris and Stephen Segal took place at a Hollywood registry office and involved attaching a complex series of mirrors to Van Damme enabling him a direct view of his own ass. Following an exchange of vows, a doctor temporarily removed one of Van Damme's vertebrae enabling the action star to seal the marriage with a loving kiss.Van Damme was able to marry his own ass after lawyers discovered that the law enabling same sex marriages in
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Dalai Lama captures Obama.
In a widely hailed coup for the exiled Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama appeared in front of the world's press today to announce that he had captured Obama. The US Senator was snared by a large white lasso yesterday afternoon.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Barrymore to play Grantham in major new biopic.
Troubled comedian Michael Barrymore has been signed up to play actor Leslie Grantham in a major biopic of the actor's life. Grantham, known to millions as "Dirty Den" in the Eastenders series on BBC television has had a colourful life since being imprisoned for murder in 1967. In 2004, Grantham was found to have been involved in an on-line sex scandal, which caused major embarrasment.But Michael Barrymore is also no stranger to controversy. A recovering alcoholic, Barrymore's career went off the rails after the death of meat inspector Stuart Lubbock in Barrymore's swimming pool in 2001, following severe anal injuries. Despite speculation of a gay orgy that ended in death, Barrrymore was acquitted of involvement in the incident.

Speaking of the casting of Barrymore in the new biopic, director Oliver Stone said "Michael is an ideal choice to play someone with a multi-layered and complex life. He is naturally delighted to have secured the role." The film will apparently be a no-holds-barred look at Grantham's life and influence and is set for release next year.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Some serious questions about Obama...
Real Americans use band-aids. Is Obama a muslin?

Real Americans eat cornflakes for breakfast. Is Obama a muesli?
Many Americans are fat - Obama is the opposite. Is he perhaps a Oba-ma-slim?
Monday, June 16, 2008
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