Weird and wrong on so many levels...

Homeless Georgia sex-offenders directed to live in the woods, which is ironically where they...

Story here.

GaGa VMAs 2009

Lady Gaga performs and accepts the award for Best New Artist during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards at NYC’s Radio City Music Hall on Sunday (September 13).While accepting her award, the 23-year-old singer said her award was “for God, and for the gays.”When Gaga arrived for the show and stepped out of her [...].

Ciara is on the cover of Rap Up Magazine

the way Ciara look tells you that she is not a man!!!!!!!!!

Beyonce at the VMA's 09'

Taylor Lautner is Tremendous at the Teen Vogue

The 17-year-old Twilight actor shows up the star-studded event, rubbing elbows with young celebs including Selena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove,and Ashley Tisdale.

Jesse McCartney Needs A Makeup Artist

Jesse McCartney hits the red carpet at the 7th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party at Milk Studios on Friday September 25 in L.A.

Britain becoming increasingly weird...

Halle Berry Goes To Church!

Halle Berry picks up a few items from the Church store in West Hollywood and then heads to her friend’s house in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday afternoon (September 24).

The City

All new season of The City on Tues. 10:30pm east. time

Amber Rose:Bald and Beauty

Amber Rose dresses in head to toe Nike after working out at a local gym sans beau Kanye West on Thursday (September 24) in West Hollywood.

‘Fame’ Movie Hits Theaters friday 09/25/09

Fame stars Paul McGill, Paul Iacono, Asher Book,and Kay Panabaker arrive at a screening of their new movie at the Paris Las Vegas on Thursday September 24 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Frankie and Neffe

catch the new episodes of Frankie and Neffe on Tues. at 10pm east. time

The end for The Beautiful Life!

Canceled!!!, Ashton Kutcher’s scripted model-centric drama The Beautiful Life has been canceled since this last Wednesday’s episode was seened by 1 million viewers "Thats bad '' lets see what happens in the next couple of weeks,will the show get back on air?

LaToya Jackson is Passport Sexy!!

LaToya Jackson keeps it in classic black Lloyd Klein at the 27th annual Macy’s Passport benefit at the Barker Hangar on Thursday (September 24) in Santa Monica, Calif.

New Moon

The Twilight series New Moon will hit the big screen on 11-20-09'.

Kanye West is Ass Hole

kanye west is a complete ass i don't care how famous you are don't humiliate another artist on stage like that get your act together kanye!!

Janet Jackson: Armani at Milan Fashion Week!

Janet Jackson attends the Giorgio Armani Fashion Show as part of the Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010 at the Milano Fashion Center on Thursday (September 24) in Milan, Italy.
“During my 30 years in fashion, I explored many different roads, from minimalism to ethnic, but most of the time, people expect the same style from me and don’t understand change,” designer Giorgio Armani said. “That’s my challenge.”

Fly With The Black Eyed Peas To Australia!

– Join BEP in the air as they try 2 world record attempts: the highest ever live performance and recorded track!
– Winner and a guest will fly on V Australia from Los Angeles to Australia, where they will then join a special Melbourne to Perth flight (customized Virgin plane) as the band attempts to break both records. While in the air, meet the band, watch them record and then the remainder of the flight becomes a Mile High Karaoke Party with the band. Winners will also attend the October 10 Black Eyed Peas concert in Perth and get a second band meet & greet. Roundtrip air and hotels included but winner needs to get themselves to L.A. for the start of the package (at own expense).

Megan Fox: Dry Paper Hater

Megan Fox takes a break from her SNL-hosting preparations to run downstairs to Studio 6B and chat on The Jimmy Fallon Show on Thursday (September 24).
The 23-year-old actress talked about her paper phobia: “I’m not afraid of touching paper but I just can’t stand it. Scripts, newspaper or anything that’s not laminated, I can’t touch it with my hands! I have to constantly lick my fingers before I turn every page or on my really crazy days, like if I’m sitting down to read a script, I’ll have a little cup of water and I’ll dip my fingers in it before I turn every page. I’m really neurotic - only every once in a while.”
Megan was also arrested as a teenager: “I don’t know if [I was banned from Wal-Mart] for life but I was 14 or 15. I did get caught and convicted of stealing Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen cosmetics. They actually took me into the court and I had two choices and I took the second choice, which was I could wrap presents for a toy drive for poor kids for Christmas. That’s not really a punishment - it’s something I wanted to do. But the other option was they were going to make me wear a sign that said ‘I Stole From Wal-Mart’ and sit outside of Wal-Mart for three days.”

Kanye West redeems image following shock UN appearance.

Fresh concerns over health of footballer Paul Gascoigne.

Fresh concerns have been raised about the health of former England footballer Paul Gascoigne after he was photographed looking frail and unwell during a funeral service for England manager Bobby Robson held on Sunday. Gascoigne, aged 42, has battled to overcome alcohol addiction as well as mental health issues since retiring from the game. This has led to a somewhat gaunt appearance. However, "Gazza's" appearance during the memorial service for his former coach, who died of cancer on 31st July of this year has raised eyebrows.

Don't Hassle the Hoff (with talk of going to AA).

Former star David Hasselhoff

Miami FC will be back next year! Burrito's list of players to keep and Cheerleader Pictures!

Saturday night was last Miami FC game of season and Burrito saw how Miami lose against the Islanders. But the good thing was watching the Miami Ultras. They were loud and they had one hombre with a cowbell who was great! The pinches Ultras also give Burrito's compadre Zach "Beowulf" Kirby the players of the seasons award. Funny thing is Beowulf get red carded out of game! Chingada madre! The referees a wanker!

Burrito try to talk to Aaron Davidson presidente of Miami FC to see if homeboy going to keep the team in USL, MLS or some other League pero he no want to talk to Burrito. Burrito did hear Aaron talk to reporter who ask him about the meetings in NY with MLS. El Senor Davidson only say that they were exploring every option. He did say Miami FC would be back next season but didn't know in what league. Ay Virgencita de Guadalupe, please bring MLS back if not MLS then MLS-2 or something better then USL. Burrito promise to be good and not sneak into games anymore!

Burrito think Miami FC need to start working on the next season today!
So Burrito going to tell you what players we need to keep for next season. Ok, Burrito love all players of Miami FC (in manly way vatos, Burrito no es puñal !) but Burrito ask players who read this blog to not cry if Burrito no mention you, sorry pero Caca pasa!
Here we go:
The Cheerleaders, ok they not players but Burrito like to look at them! Ay Chihuahua! They muy calientes! They need to come back, check out pictures!Join the Blue Angels on facebook HERE
Ok, back to players
Gale Agbossoumonde, is young player that have mucho potential! He did make bubu but we forgive him cause he young. See bubu HERE
Paulo Araujo Jr. the best player Burrito has seen since Pele! Ok, maybe not pero he is muy buen jugador de futbol!
Cristiano "Kaka" Dias like Paulo Jr he is from Brazil, many good things come from Brazil, like the tanga, las garotas (hot brazilian mamacitas) and good futbol players. So keep him cause he a good player!
Jarryd "The Hebrew Hammer" Goldberg, this vato is a work horse who play with hearts. He small like Burrito pero he is muy macho!
Pat "the Man" Hannigan, now what can Burrito say about the guy who keep Miami FC in playoff hopes? The best goalkeeper we have in a long time! Ok, ok they make 9 goles on him pero that was an off day. Burrito trust Pat as keeper so much that Burrito would trust him to guard Burritos sisters virginity, thats how much Burrito trust him!
Aaron "El Rey" King He new player who come to team and score like Burrito score with the hot mamacitas. He is opportunist and Burrito like that.
Zach "Beowulf" Kirby, Miami Ultras player of the year. Burrito no need to say more.
Tim Merrit, like Goldberg he one of those silent vatos who play with heart and no say much.
Brian Shriver another new player who in little time became fan favorite. Burrito want to see him play some more.
Zourab "Zee" Tsiskaridze,what Burrito like about Zee the most is that he is multifunctional players. He play defense, he play forward and he has cool name and no hair!

Burrito so-so favoritos:
These players make the so-so list cause sometimes they play good sometimes they make bubu pero they can stay on team cause Burrito nice dawg! Leo Inacio, Jack Traynor, Walter Ramirez and Alen Marcina

Burritos caca list includes all players not mentioned, sorry holmeses you guys go find other team.
Burrito hope the head honchos with ponchos at Miami FC and Traffic read this list and recognize Burritos abilities as talent finder. Maybe they give Burrito Fernando Clavijo's job! Burrito be much cheaper too! Burrito only ask for a few bones and quesadillas!
All Pictures by Robert Scorca
Want to see more pictures? Check out these pictures by Victor Palkaninec HERE
Do you agree with Burrito's list? What players would you keep next year and which would you give the ax?

Miami FC Challenge, last game of the season at Lockhart Stadium! Come see them shave their heads.

The final game of the year is here! ...and to show their level of commitment to South Florida, Miami FC players and staff are willing to shave their heads if fans fill Lockhart Stadium!

When: Saturday Sept 19th 2009 8:00pm
The game: Miami FC vs Puerto Rico Islanders

For every 500 ticket sold, one player will shave his head.

There are 22 players willing to do whatever it takes to make Miami FC your team.
And to show their dedication and passion for this soccer club.
If you come out to see Miami FC play against the Puerto Rico Islanders even coach " Zinho" and Club President Aaron Davidson are willing to shave their heads.

So let's do it South Florida come out and support your only professional Soccer team! Come out and paint your face, join the Miami Ultras at the Tailgate (starts at 5 pm) for free beers and If you want MLS then bring signs and tell Miami FC what you the fans want.
Vamos Miami! Let's go Blues!

UPDATE 9/18/09 2:45 PM
Tailgate Starts at 5 PM,FREE BEER while supplies last so get there early! There will be a parade and "El Presidente" Pieter Brown of the Miami Ultras will present the Ultras Player of the Year just prior to the game. Let's go to Lockhart people! We all want Aaron Davidson's hair!
Read more at the Ultras site CLICK HERE

Red Bull Street Style comes to Miami

Yes folks! Red Bull Street Style is here! The event will be held at 5701 Sunset Drive tomorrow Friday September 18, 2009. Doors open at 6 pm and starts at 7 pm. There is no cost to register, participate or attend.
No idea what I'm talking about? Check the video out below.

Here is what it's all about from the Red Bull Street Style site:

Following the runaway success of 2008 culminating in the first ever World Finals in Sao Paulo, Red Bull Street Style returns for 2009/10 to keep the world freestyle elite on their toes and the tricks fresh. It’s time to get up, get back on it, and get practising: Red Bull Street Style is back! For all those backyard ballers out there blown away in Brazil by the skills of reigning world champion Séan, this is your chance to make a name for yourselves on the freestyle football scene.

In 2008, 45 countries from all four corners of the globe took on the challenge by sending the winners of their respective National Finals to the World Finals in Brazil, the spiritual home of the Beautiful Game. For 2009/10 Red Bull Street Style is set to step it up a level as the competition gets even bigger and better, with hundreds of national qualifying tournaments expected across the planet before the best of the best meet for the final showdown in South Africa in March 2010.

Stay up-to-date with all the interviews, stories, facts and dates for the national qualifying tournaments in your own country by visiting Red Bull Street Style.

Streetstylers looking for the ultimate kick will also have the chance to set up their own personal Baller Profile, where you can upload images and videos of yourself and show the other streetstylers who’s really got the skills to pay the bills.

President Obama's thoughts during Joe Wilson's interruption.

Really scary psychopath...

This is really creepy...

TOA meets with MLS? Could this be the beginning of MLS2?

A few sources have stated that the TOA (Team Owners Association) is meeting with MLS this week and both groups are trying to make some deal that might create every promotion/relegation lovers wet dream... MLS2. I must point out that no one has come forward and confirmed this news yet. I bring it to you only for the sake of argument and will leave the breaking story (if in fact this meeting took place) to the actual journalists.

That being said I find the prospect of a possible MLS2 intriguing. The fact that both parties are willing to talk is a good thing and in my opinion this would give better credibility to MLS and the TOA in the eyes of the soccer world. But for something like this to work the TOA has stated in the past that they want control of their new league. Would MLS want the teams to buy into the league? How much would they ask as an entry fee? Will the TOA be forced to work under a salary cap? So many questions.

It appears the TOA are aggressively looking at all the options. But I think starting a League from scratch would be very difficult and costly. They either talk to USL and make up or pursue an agreement with MLS.

I think the MLS option is a good one. MLS gets a second division for free, as opposed to buying all the USL (which included USL1, USL2, PDL, etc) All MLS would have to do is give the TOA the name (for which they pay a fee) and let them run themselves. The relegation/promotion idea though ideal for many wont happen anytime soon so forget about it people! MLS doesn't have to cherry pick teams off of USL anymore. They have many teams to pick from now. So if say San Jose or Kansas City can't continue in MLS anymore then they can pick a team from MLS2 that has a good ownership group, a SSS and a large fan base. I make it sound easy and it's not but this is my fantasy damn it!

Would South Florida fans support an MLS2 team? I've read on this blog all the comments and on other sites that fans want MLS in Miami and not a USL team. The Fact is Miami FC/Traffic has done a terrible job to get the word out that there is a team in Miami. I have spoken to many Soccer fans who have told me they never knew the team existed. Miami FC fans have done their part. I started this blog and I have done my part to get the word out. I have even given away my own season tickets to get some of these people to the stadiums and so have other Miami FC fans most notably the Miami Ultras, but fans can only do so much, it's not enough. Next year if we have a team, Traffic needs to prove they want Miami FC to exist and spend some money and put some signs out in front of the stadiums and out in the city. If Miami FC actually puts some effort, spends the money and still fails then I'll be the first to say "Ok, this market sucks!" But I'm convinced that if the product is good. If the effort is made and if the organization is there, that South Florida will succeed like the Strikers were successful back in the NASL days and like the Miami Fusion were becoming in their final year in MLS.

I can go on. But I'd like your take on all this. Do you think MLS2 is a good idea? Would you support a South Florida team in MLS2?

UPDATE 4:54 PM - 9/16/09:
As Burrito noted in a comment below. It's confirmed that Miami FC spoke to MLS!
Adam Beasley of the Miami Herald reports it is Aaron Davidson of Miami FC who is in NY but he is not sure if it is in representation of the TOA. Read more:

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/total_futbol/2009/09/miami-fc-in-new-york.html

Other Links:
Kartik Report:
http://thekartikreport.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/update-breakaway-mls-or-usl/

MLS Rumors:
http://www.mls-rumors.net/3677/2009/09/report-usl-team-owners-association-met-this-week-with-mls/

Newsmax: The most annoying push-poll ad campaign ever? Vote now!

Miami FC out of the playoffs.

The Blues season will end on a disappointing note as they are out of any playoff hopes. A loss and a tie is all they could come up with on their 2 game road trip. Miami Ultras and a few staff met at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables on Friday night to watch the Charleston Battery vs our Miami FC Blues in a match that was a must win.
Unfortunately all the Ultras could do was sit back drink their beers and laugh at the goal that eliminated us from any playoff hopes. Miami FC defender Gale Agbossoumonde missed a clearance of the ball which in turn went between keeper Kenny Schoeni's legs. It was a moment that we all commented pretty much felt like the appropriate end to a season full of mistakes.
But you be the judge and let me know what you think. Also check out the goal by Aaron King on the same video right after:

Anti-Obama protestors say racist acronyms "accidental".

Anti-Obama protestors descending in their thousands on Washington D.C. on Saturday have defended the names given to several of their grassroots organizations, saying that their overtly racist acronyms are entirely coincidental.

For example the National Independent Group Guiding Elevated Reform (NIGGER) has stated that its title was guided entirely by a fitting description of its mission to prevent a "government takeover of our neighborhoods" its spokesman also adding "I just don't want this socialized healthcare moving into my street and imposed on my daughter."

Similarly, the Committee Organized to Oppose Nationalization (COON) and the Movement to Overturn the Nationalized Killing in the Everyday Young (MONKEY) have also denied any racial undertones to their opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform agenda. When the racist epithet was pointed out to "MONKEY" the group's spokesperson described it as "accidental" and "purely a coincidence". So far, Republicans, perhaps fearful of losing a key voting bloc, have refused to distance themselves from these groups.

A newly-founded group, the Organization Believing America Mustn't Accept Broad Insurance Nationalization Leading to Absolute Delivery Evaporation and Negligence (OBAMABINLADEN) has also denied such charges, stating on its website "This title simply best describes what is at the core of our philosophy."

Watch Party tonight at Fritz & Franz! 8pm

Attention Miami Soccer Fans! Watch Party time!

As stated on MiamiSoccerFan.com:

"Miami FC will be featured on Fox Soccer Channel one last time this season, Friday at 8 pm. Charleston Battery will host the Blues in a must win for Miami.

Our playoff hopes may be over, but there is still pride to play for. “We also owe it to the fans, and the community to come home with a victory," said head coach Zinho.

In honor of our Blues getting the spotlight on national television, the Miami Ultras will host a Watch Party at Fritz and Franz Bierhaus. The game starts 8 pm Friday, the drinking starts as soon as the work bell rings.

The first ten fans that show up at F&F get a free Miami Ultras T-Shirt. We will also have a ticket give-a-way for the last Miami FC home game of the season.

“The locker room feels determined and we are going to bring our A game to Charleston for National TV," stated MFC midfielder Jarryd Goldberg.
Fritz and Franz Located at :
60 Merrick Way, Coral Gables Fl. 33134

How many Khans can you have in a single story?

From a BBC story:

1. "Muslim Khan was a key spokesman for the Taliban in the Swat valley."

2. "He was detained along with fellow militant Mahmood Khan, also reported to be one of the most senior Taliban commanders in Swat."

3. "The BBC's M Ilyas Khan in Islamabad says this is a significant milestone for the army's operation in Swat."

"KHAAAAAN!!!"